Fathor Of Beer Unisex T-Shirt S
Fathor Of Beer Unisex T-Shirt
Fathor Of Beer Unisex T-Shirt
Fathor Of Beer Unisex T-Shirt

FaTHOR of Beer Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $25.00 Sale price $50.00

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Description:

The Mighty Thor has always been a father figure to the mortals of his adopted realm Midgard, as he has, time and again, come to aid humans in their greatest need. It is is not wonder, therefore, when he had the very human reaction of mourning for the fallen humans who were lost when the Mad Titan Thanos eliminated half of all living beings in the universe. This is why he looks the way he does in the FaTHOR of Beer Unisex T-Shirt, as he really let himself go and lost himself in his drink.

It seems that even those whose physiology is nothing short of godly are not exempt from the result of excessive drinking. To his credit, it took the Mighty Thor five long years of non-stop drinking to reach this state of inebriation and weight gain. His great grief for the lost humans prompted his transformation into a form that resembles Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski more than it does the Thunder God in this shirt.

Regardless of his state, however, the Mighty Thor has never lost any of his power, or any of his love for the humans of Midgard, as his sad state was mostly brought on by the loss of life for his adopted realm of Midgard, where mortals could only look onto him like a protective father figure. Celebrate Thor's great love for humanity with this shirt, as he is much life a benevolent but drunkard father to humans.

  • Handmade to perfection
  • Resistant to wrinkles, shrinking, abrasion & mildew
  • Machine washable
  • Easy to care
  • High-definition sublimation printing technique 
  • This is a Unisex fitted T-Shirt. 
  • Sizes are in US sizing
  • Our apparels are all Hand-Made. hence, please allow a 5% tolerance in terms of color brightness (on-off screen) as well as sewing alignment.

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